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| Top Speed: | 3000 Kilobits per second |
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| Climate: | Air Conditioning |
| Diet: | Freezy's |
| AIM: | thorvoquien |
| ICQ: | 47869357 |
| Personality Type: | INFJ ("Please Understand Me" - David Keirsey and Marilyn Bates) |
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| Concentration: | Computer Science |
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#include
int main()
{
short year;}
short days;
long ageinseconds;
cout << "Enter the current year ";
cin >> year;
cout << endl << endl ;
cout << "how many days have elapsed this year...";
cin >> year;
cout << endl << endl ;
ageinseconds = ( (((year - 1986)*365) + days) * 86400 );
cout << "I am approximately " << ageinseconds << " seconds old, +/- 86400";
return 0;
/* In case your brain, does not compile C++, or lacks the iostream library, or realizes that this code will not accually compile(email me if you can find the bug!)... my birthday is July 24, 1986 figure it out...*/
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(really it does :D)"The egg came before the chicken"
"You always find something in the last place you look for it."
"Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience." - moki, aka Andrew Welch
"Ach! Hans, run! it's the Lhurgoyf!" --Saffi Eriksdotter, last words
"People have one thing in common, they are all different."
"If the mind were simple enough to understand, we would be too simple to understand it." - Unknown
"After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music." - Aldous Huxley
"If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them. " - Unknown
"Only two things are infinite -- the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe." -Albert Einstein
"Touch a hot stove for a minute, it feels like an hour. Talk with a cool girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. Thats relativity." -Albert Einstein
"Concentration: "noun: 1. the act or process of concentrating 2. a common measurement of juice quality"" - Alex Tomasik
"If it wasn't for the last minute, a lot of things wouldn't get done" - Unkown
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Comrade, I did not want to kill you. If you jumped in here again, I would not do it, if you would be sensible too.
But you were only an idea to me before, an abstraction that lived in my mind and called forth its appropriate response.
It was that abstraction I stabbed. But now, for the first time, I see that you are a man like me.
I thought of your hand-grenades, of your bayonet, of your rifle; now I see your wife, your face, our fellowship.
Forgive me, comrade. We always see to late. Why do they never tell us that you are poor devils like us,
that your mothers are just as anxious as ours, and that we have the same fear of death,
and the same dying and the same agony--Forgive me, comrade; how could you be my enemy?
If we threw away these rifles and this uniform you could be my brother just like Kat and Albert.
Take twenty years of my life and stand up--take more, for I do not know what I can even attempt to do with it now.
He picked up the man's wallet, he had killed the printer Gérard Duval. He wrote his address down saying, "A printer, I must be a printer"
Erich Maria Remarque,
All Quiet on the Western Front
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Chapter 16, Verse 256 of the Sacred Readme of the First Church Of Digital Grepping states:
On the first day, the Great Programmer created a new
text file and the Universe was born.
The Great Programmer flexed his fingers, started
hacking, and entered Deep Hack Mode.
First He wrote universe.c. Then sys/laws_of_physics.h
and universal_constants.h. The Great Programmer
continued his Hacking Binge into the second day with
sol.c, which begat terra.c, which begat land_and_sea.c,
which laid the foundation for the creation of life.c.
On the third day, He gazed upon his Program and saw that
it was good. More he produced: prokaryotes.c,
eukaryotes.c, sys/dna.h, invertebrates.c, vertebrates.c.
On the fourth day, the Great Programmer, against his
better judgement, coded mankind.c.
On the fifth day, He compiled his work, and received
1,024 errors.
On the sixth day, He debugged.
On the seventh day, He continued to debug. Rest is for
the weak.
On the eight day, the debugging continued. Only 128
compiler warnings did He now receive.
On the ninth day, the program compiled correctly. Upon
execution, it immediately coredumped.
On the tenth day, The Great Programmer debugged.
On the eleventh day, He debugged.
On the twelfth day, He waved a dead chicken, but the
Great Program continued to segfault.
On the thirteenth day, He discovered the fatal flaw, a
misplaced comma He did find. And then void main()
executed, and the Big Bang did occur.
It's not my fault!!!!!!